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The Hair You see, The Ones You Don't
You notice a hair in your food, on your plate. you freak out, you either take it out, throw it and continue eating, which is the mature thing to do. OR, you make a scene and you dramatize and you call the manager and start telling stories of this near death experience that you just encountered. Either way it doesn't matter. That reaction, or the lack of, was against what you SAW. The hair that you saw! What about hair that you haven't seen or could not see but you swallowed a
Dec 10, 20251 min read


I Can Never Dance Because I Am Not Too Sure What To Do With My Face
I can never dance, and the main problem isn't my feet or my hips or my complete lack of rhythm. The main problem is that I have no idea...
Oct 1, 20252 min read


Evolution Puts Barbers Out Of Business
It happened without warning.One morning, the world woke up... hairless. Heads were smooth. Arms bare. Not a follicle in sight. The first...
Sep 26, 20252 min read


The Omnipresent Wobbling Tables
Why do all tables at restaurants, invariably, wobble? What goes on in those planning sessions when restaurant owners are picking the...
Sep 26, 20251 min read


If Trees Had Consciousness They Would Be Bored to Death
It’s probably for the best that trees don’t think.Because if they did, they’d lose their minds. Imagine standing in the same spot for 400...
Sep 25, 20251 min read


Printers Take Themselves Too Seriously
I hate printing machines. I hate them because they take themselves too seriously.Yes they jam. And yes they eat paper like it’s their...
Sep 24, 20252 min read


What Are You Gavoreeting About?
In my opinion, sharing a great book interest is grounds for deep and everlasting love. Forget matching zodiac signs, shared hobbies, or...
Sep 24, 20251 min read


The Bad Breath of Lions and Weird Choices for Life and Death
I imagine myself on the African Savanna, chased by a lion, nowhere to hide, no tree to climb on. Death is imminent. The lion is going to...
Sep 24, 20251 min read


The Oxidation of Wealth
Say you have a million dollars in the bank, or any large amount, and you decide to just cash it and go, and you place it in a bag. Let’s...
Sep 23, 20251 min read


The Unbearable Cleverness of Titles
Milan Kundera writes with grace. No doubt. His thoughts are crisp, his tone elegant, his style smooth like polished glass. There is...
Sep 20, 20252 min read


Who owes whom what?
Almost every single country in the world is in debt. To whom? How does this make sense?
Sep 20, 20251 min read
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